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| 10:35am 26/05/2007 |
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I'm in Montreal! It's so CLEAN! And pretty. And french. And friendly. And CLEAN! So CLEAN! Aaaagh! |
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| 12:02pm 20/05/2006 |
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mood:  bouncy music: I Want to Ride My Bicycle - Queen
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Yeah! So we've gone all around the west so far!
We started with Vegas, gambling at the nickle slots and drinking dollar margaritas all day. Vegas gets an A+ for providing me with entertainment and plentiful cheap alcohol.
We went over the Hoover Dam and through Arizona, saw the grand canyon, slept in the sketchiest town in the gigantic Navajo Reservation where there are don't drink and drive signs everywhere but you can't buy a single alcoholic beverage anywhere. That was gay.
We went to Santa Fe, New Mexico, and stayed in a pueblo in the mountains of Taos. It snowed all over us.
Then we spent two weeks in a cabin in the mountains of Colorado Springs surrounded by trees and rivers. I liked it because it was free, and I could be a mountain man. We visited Devin in Boulder, Colorado for a few days, but there were too many white people and jocks and asshole cops who want to confiscate your ID because they don't believe you're actually over 21 and all the food cost over 7 dollars. Don't go to Boulder.
We then drove over the Rocky Mountains to the west, up through permasnow and then down the most pretty valley ever along the Colorado River. I want to raise goats on a farm there.
Then there was Arches and Canyonlands National Parks in southern Utah. Lots of nice looking rocks and things of the sort but after a day it just looks like death and you're dying of heat exhaustion and you're dirty so you take a shower in a water fountain but then you're too hot again in 5 minutes.
So we bailed on Utah and drove right through Mormonville without stopping and made it to Idaho, but it was still hot there and much smellier on account of all the farms and cows. We found a river in Boise, Idaho to lay by in a park under some trees to escape the heat and drank many a delicious slushee at the greatest fastfood chain ever, Sonic Burger. I love Sonic Burger. I want to go to Sonic Burger right now.
In the night time, we drove into Oregon. Lots of Oregon is more smelly farms, but once you make it to the Colombia River, there are trees and you feel good. It was something like 95 degrees so we stopped in a small town to get some beverages and found a park by an inlet in the Colombia River roped off for swimming. It was so good to swim around in it. We stayed in a camping park near by the river surrounded by trees. I could live there also.
Yesterday we got to Portland, and that's where we are now. Portland. I like Portland. It's like a tiny San Fran mixed with Manhattan and Brooklyn but tiny style. We've been walking all around and living large. So that's it for now. Portland. More later! |
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| Hitting the road |
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| 04:45pm 28/04/2006 |
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mood:  swashbuckle! music: Nilsson
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Here we go setting out from Torrance after a marvelous stay. Heading for Las Vegas first. Then the grand canyon, Santa Fe, Colorado, Utah, Portland, back through California, then across through Texas to Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, etc, then up to Brooklyn and New Jersey for Halloween.
This is my house:
Later buddies!
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| DUUUDE |
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| 02:47am 30/09/2005 |
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mood:  nerdy music: you can't take the sky from meeeee
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Serenity is so fucking rad. |
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| 'Wookies are fuckin tight brah, yeah! Where's the keg at???' |
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| 03:11am 19/05/2005 |
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mood:  pooped music: "Nnnoooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
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Viva Down Down LA Bike Club a la Joseph, Anthony, and 40 cent!
The cult lives on!
Plus, George Lucas really pulled it together for Revenge of the Sith. He somehow made up for the stupidity of Episodes I and II. Maybe I'm just delirious from watching it so late and in a crowded theatre full of bros smashing beer cans on ther heads, but I thought it was rather spectacular. |
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| Finally |
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| 06:14pm 16/05/2005 |
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mood: bouncy music: pianos
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See y'all tomorrow! |
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| Done done done with school |
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| 04:48pm 05/05/2005 |
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mood:  bodymassage music: Oh what a world
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I'm submitting this to the Fillmore as a Rufus Wainwright poster. I'm going to write his name in smoke from her cigarette. |
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| I am one classy weiner slinger. |
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| 07:05pm 30/04/2005 |
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mood: munchin on mochi music: The lemon tree, it laughs at me, goin' back to Caaaalifornia
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Today at work, some guy bought a hotdog and asked if he could use my ass as the bun. I think my job has sunk to new lows.
. . . . . or has it risen to new heights? |
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| Vhat deed you say, punk!? |
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| 10:22pm 18/04/2005 |
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mood: And I'm spent. music: Music is foh ghurly-men.
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Ahhh yess. This one goes out to Elliot, who first introduced me to the glorious absurdity that is Conan the Barbarian, who speaks in a heavy austrian accent, punches camels in the face, takes women when he wants them, and then throws them into the fire when he is done. Yes, he is an amazing man. Thank you, Elliot. And thank you, Arnold for inspiring this portrait. |
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| We've bought a mandolin! |
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| 10:02pm 08/04/2005 |
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mood: tally ho music: tambourine
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I'm dropping out of school. It's a waste of money. At least at this moment in time. I think what most college gratduates lack as they graduate college and go forth into the business world with fourty grand in debt is life experience and adventure. There's no time for adventure once you get started in your career. Therefore, I am going to spend the next year saving up moneys and Dave and I are going to buy an RV and travel all over and see all the cities and all the oceans and mountains, meanwhile painting and playing music and partying and ruling. And I insist on being in LA frequently to get my groove on and warm up from this SF rain and cold cold wind. Yes.
And I need a new job. Selling hot dogs to assholes in freezing gales of wind sucks a big dick.
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| Day b'day. |
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| 11:18pm 25/03/2005 |
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mood:  lazy music: Paul Simon - Graceland
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Why drink beers and shots of rum all the time when you could make fancy mixed drinks? They're so good! Right!? I went to the corner store downstairs to get tiny tequila, rum, vodka, and gin bottles so I could try making a long island iced tea, and the corner store guy ended up giving me all these free bottles of mixers like melon liquer, vermouth, pina colada mix, margarita mix, lime juice, and mango malibu. I feel like having a swank party with martinis and mai tais.
Oh! And I went to a party with Dave's co-workers who are obsessed with Dance Dance Revolution and iguanas. They had two pads set up in their living room in front of the TV and two lizard cages and nothing else in the room. Someone should put a camera above the TV when people play DDR cuz they look so funny. I know I looked funny....
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| Pretty little clavacle. |
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| 11:54pm 23/03/2005 |
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mood:  cold music: Devendra
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I just had the stupidist journey to LA ever. Let's just say my secretary, Bernard.. o, is getting fired for not reminding me to ask the person I came to visit if he had tuesday and wednesday free. Sir Anthony was busy guarding seeeecrets, and so I hung out with my mom for a day and a half. At least my mom is fun and wanted to go look at kittens and eat sushi and exchange stories about LSD experiences. Next time it will be much better planned. Summer is on it's way! And I think I am going to drop out of school, get an RV with Dave and drive around the country, so I will have a much longer leisurely stay in LA.
And so, Anthony! I'm sorry I didn't get to goof with you! SooN! I swear! Meh. |
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| Ooga booga |
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| 05:52pm 18/03/2005 |
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mood: a floating lemon music: John Lennon - Love
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I'm coming home from monday night to wednesday night! Wooo! Party!
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